Oh yes! Things can definitely get dirtier!!! 
I usually make love in bed and fall asleep when we are done. Useless to say that my man usually falls asleep even faster...I can literally suck a lot of energy!!! 
Now, when I wake up a very strange thing takes place: I am horny!!
You say, this doesn’t really sound strange in your case! And you are probably right. The interesting thing is that this perfectly fits with another thing that usually happens in the morning: cocks are hard!!! Sincerely I don’t know why this happens, but I simply find it wonderful because it fits just right with my personal view of the universe and with my specific morning needs: nothing better than a sperm based breakfast to start a day!
Now you can imagine that if when I fall asleep I usually am a mess, you can also imagine my body when I wake up. My pussy is wet and whereas in the evening it was emanating a fresh fragrance, in the morning the smell of musk is quite strong.
But, and here comes the key point to which I want to draw your attention, what is the situation of a cock?
Typically my man drops exhausted after giving the best of himself in my pussy (in the evening menu the blow job normally comes as a starter, and here we don’t consider anal sex...will there be a chapter for that? 
). As his cock is uncut a mix of sperm and of my fluids remains trapped under the foreskin and all around his glans. In the morning, as I pull the foreskin back I can see that thick and smelly cream…
Now the girls can put themselves in my shoes (a pair of sandals in this season) and decide how to proceed...
[ 1 ] You don’t even get to the point because even if you manage to sleep without showering after having sex, not showering as soon as you wake up is definitely too much.
[ 2 ] You look at the cock with crossed eyes and feel you really are going to puke in one second and decide that this is the right moment to jump out of the bed and go and get a coffee.
[ 3 ] You take a tissue that you strategically keep on the table beside the bed and wipe carefully the cock before starting to play with it.
[ 4 ] You feel a shiver and your pussy throbs and you take the cream with your fingers before smearing it on your body (face or breasts are typically targeted in my case).
[ 5 ] You feel a shiver and your pussy throbs but instead of removing it with you fingers you lick it and enjoy the dense fishy taste of the cream.
Make your choice!!!! 
You can reply and try and guess what I would do!!!! 
